Civilian car production stopped within two months after December 7, 1941. But this joke works even better today with self-driving cars on the horizon.
John C. Dvorak writes that self-driving cars will be too polite. They’ll be programmed to obey the rules while pedestrians and regular drivers will take advantage. It’ll be like an American driving in Sicily, not really understanding the nuances. Dvorak doesn’t say this, but I could imagine somebody hacking an aggressiveness into their own computer.
But maybe not: These cars will also be recording everything. Memory storage will be cheap. They might very well call the cops automatically.
* There was once a time when it was permissible to make fun of women drivers. Nowadays, they can only make fun of men drivers.