Category Archives: Star Trek

USS Enterprise returns to home port

No, this isn’t about the new series on CBS (or the carrier decommissioned in 2012). I’m talking about Star Trek Continues, the fan-made series I discussed many times previously. They released their finale last month, and they went out on top.

If you’re new to this, scan my Star Trek posts here.

If you’re a fan of the original series, but not up to watching all eleven episodes of this one, you might still give these last two episodes a shot. It’s not like you need to see the rest in order when you already know the main characters, if not the actors playing them.

This two-episode series finale brings us back to the story of Captain Kirk’s first episode, which was the original show’s second pilot “Where No Man Has Gone Before.” In that one, two crewmembers gained super human powers with ambitions to match.

Now, Kirk and the Enterprise must chase a group of idealistic evil-doers seeking to acquire those powers for themselves.

Along the way, Spock calls in assistance from the female Romulan starship captain he betrayed and humiliated in the old episode where they stole a cloaking device. If you remember that episode, you’ll be shocked at the resemblance when you see the actress playing her now. I had to look her up: She’s Amy Rydell, the daughter of Joanne Linville, the actress who played the original.

Fans will like the way the finale ties in the first episode and then ends by setting up for the situation as it stood in the 1979 movie. The Enterprise returns to Earth, and their mission is completed. You might have noticed the poster above shows Kirk wearing the uniform he would have in that movie. He wears it at the end of the second part of this finale, when it is announced that Starfleet has a new uniform. This brings a continuity to the space between the original series and what came after. That’s a nice touch. It shows an appreciation for the fans’ view of the series that was usually missing from the big productions.

Part two is on YouTube here.

Or, you can find all eleven episodes at

Star Trek tech

Via Jeb Kinnison, the transporter pad coasters that every Star Trek fan must have:

Available at They’re cheaper than you’d think. (I’d tell you the price, but Amazon has a nasty habit of changing it after you go there.)

Once at the site, check out the other Trekkian items. I had no idea some of this stuff was out there.

There’s a phaser that functions as a TV remote. It’s based on the specs from the original series, and the power pack pistol grip can come apart like the originals, but it’s a lotta money. The price of that set of transporter coasters looks better and better in comparison.

A Star Trek: TOS Bluetooth Communicator – Cell Phone Handset and Speaker seems a bit overboard — until you really, really need one.

There’s more, of course.

Colonizing the bubble

Wil Wheaton, Star Trek’s Wesley Crusher, is an internet star with a lot of Twitter followers.

He gets a lot more traffic than the rest of us do. Some of it must make him uncomfortable. I’m sure some of it is really bad. He’s apparently pretty quick with Twitter’s block feature. That’s where you tell it not to show you tweets from people you’d rather not hear from.

He has a reputation for blocking people simply for saying “Shut up, Wesley!”

That’s his right. The trouble I see is this:

Join that, and you’ll miss tweets simply because Wil Wheaton disagrees with their senders. That’s a lot of people to censor yourself from. Needing his block list is a sign that you’re on Twitter too much.

Bubbles are dangerous. Join his blocklist and you’re in one. I’m reminded of the apocryphal quote of Pauline Kael: “How could Nixon have won? Nobody I know voted for him.”

Just imagine missing a retweet simply because the original writer had once said, “Shut up, Wesley!”

Axanar is Go

But it’s in pieces. Little pieces.

As I explained last year, Star Trek’s powers-that-be had decided that the fan film Axanar needed to be axed after more than a few warp-factors too many. Several unwritten lines had been crossed, forcing Paramount to write it all down in ink. As Engadget reports:

Although the full list of changes hasn’t been made public yet, it has been announced that the film will need to abide by at least some of the official fan film guidelines. Specifically, the production can only be 30 minutes long in total, and even then it has to be split into two parts. The Axanar film also can’t have “Star Trek” in the title, cannot use public crowd-funding and may not compensate any of the professional talent for their work.

The 30-minute length is a big loss for what was intended to be a feature-length movie. The only big break I see is that they’re allowing Gary Graham to appear as Soval the Vulcan, seen in this teaser:

My first post on Axanar is here. It links to the original promo, which was already longer than each section is to be permitted.

I always understood the reasons for these positions. Still, this is a major loss for the production, and for us fans. But it’s better than nothing.

A very special Star Trek Continues

Embracing the Winds

Embracing the Winds

I’m late but I wanted to review the latest episode of Star Trek Continues: Embracing the Winds. It’s basically about equal rights for women, a big subject in the ’60s and ’70s. Those “Winds” in the title must be the winds of progress.

(If you’re new to Star Trek Continues, you can read my first post on the topic, which has links to the episodes. If you haven’t seen it, you’re missing out.)

Let me say right off that I generally detest TV’s “very special episodes.” Their morality lessons always come off as patronizing, pandering and smarmy. That’s because they are. Always. Few people believe they write these things for our enjoyment. Ten percent of the time, it’s to teach viewers whatever they think we need to learn. The other ninety percent: they want to win awards from their colleagues. And all this time, those colleagues are trying to out-patronize, out-pander and out-smarm each other with their own very special episodes.

Star Trek Continues (STC) gets away with it a little bit because they’re doing it for a different purpose. They’re not really trying to teach us this lesson. (And if I’m wrong, somebody needs to drag Vic Mignogna — best Kirk since Shatner — to the asylum on Elba II.) They’re trying to do 1960s TV, while at the same time trying to explain away Starfleet’s rule (from the episode “Turnabout Intruder“) that women cannot be starship captains.

By the way, don’t blame naval tradition for this. Commanding a warship required experience on those ships, and that’s where the barrier was. This shouldn’t be a problem on Starfleet’s Enterprise, which has plenty of women.

STC blames the rule on diplomatic problems with some member planets opposing women’s rights. Although it’s a clever bit of retcon, I don’t think this works. Other species had their own ships on this show. And besides that, in real life, captains of capital ships aren’t selected by field tribunals.

The problem here is that this show is supposed to be as from the ’60s. That’s just the way they were back then. Things weren’t changing that fast.

The first Star Wars was almost ten years later: Smuggling and blockade running was still a man’s game. Remember that hangar at the rebel base, and all those ground personnel preflighting the fighters? Men. The pilots? Men. Yes, the princess did some intelligence and courier work, but she stayed at the base when the climactic battle began. Men did the fighting. I don’t even need to mention the Empire.

Same story with the original 1978 Battlestar Galactica. Its versions of Starbuck and Boomer were guys.

That Galactica did have women pilots — in one episode. They needed to learn to fly when the men were sick. I don’t remember the details, but it was probably like when Sheriff Andy Taylor and Deputy Barney Fife got sick, and Thelma Lou and Aunt Bea had to defend Mayberry from mobsters.

On the other hand, Buck Rogers did have a woman pilot around that same time as Galactica. But Wilma Deering was in the original 1928 book as well, although as a soldier, not a pilot.

Anyway, Star Trek didn’t have a problem only with women captains. I don’t remember any women in security either. That’s just the way things were.

I often think Star Trek’s status on the vanguard of civil rights is overblown, but I’ll give Roddenberry some credit here. As seen in the pilot (“The Cage”), the first officer was originally going to be a woman. As the story goes, he had to back down when the studios balked. That would have changed everything. Since executive officers are generally in line to become ship captains, it would have followed that the rule wouldn’t have existed anymore. The writers would have had to come up with another motive for the crazy lady in “Turnabout Intruder.”

As for the episode itself, it was fun after the very special groaning. Not their best, but always better than the latest movie. Look for Erin Gray as Commodore Gray. She played Wilma Deering in the ’70s version of Buck Rogers. This was her second appearance on STC.

The rest of the performances are also top notch. In particular, watching Chris Doohan as Mr. Scott is a treat for any real fan of the original series. This is an “amateur” production in the same sense as the Japanese government calling its military the “Japan Self-Defense Forces.” The label understates their true power. In other words, they’re professionals, and it shows.

This episode is also available on YouTube:

(Okay, I made up the Andy Griffith episode.)

Axanar: Star Trek Fan Film Fights On

ReasonTV has a story on the kerfuffle over Axanar: The $1 Million Star Trek Fan Film CBS Wants to Stop:

It’s a bit long at over 11 minutes, but it includes something on the history of Trek fan films — going back to the 1970s. This is worth watching just for that.

I’m not a lawyer (sometimes a caveat; sometimes a badge of honor), but I don’t think they have a chance if it gets to court. They need to fight it out in the streets of public opinion.

A photon torpedo to Star Trek fan films

CBS and Paramount released new guidelines on Star Trek fan films. It was aimed at Axanar, but this also cuts through Star Trek Continues. From Entertainment Weekly:

Among the 10 “guidelines for avoiding objections” are requirements that “fan productions must be less than 15 minutes for a single self-contained story, or no more than 2 segments, episodes or parts, not to exceed 30 minutes total,” and they must be fully amateur undertakings: None of the creators or actors can be compensated, and no one currently or formerly employed on an official Star Trek project can participate. The guidelines also state that fan productions “must be non-commercial,” with fundraising not to exceed $50,000.

This isn’t a huge shock, but it’s the end of something special. I look forward to these more than I do to what the studios are doing. I’ve previously posted here on the legal action.

It was fun while it lasted.


On a related note: Star Trek Continues had recently released another episode:

If you’re new to Star Trek Continues, start here.

The battle of Axanar begins with legal papers

I’ve been looking forward to seeing Star Trek: Axanar, a non-profit “amateur” production from Axanar Productions. (I’ve blogged about it before.)

(AXANAR Feature Film — “Vulcan Scene” w/Introduction: 4 minutes)

They’re being sued for copyright infringement. I hope they can straighten this out.

I can understand the lawsuit. There is a cost to Paramount. Diluting the franchise means that even dedicated fans will downgrade how much they spend on the original. The die-hard Trekkie who sees the movie thrice on opening week does that because it’s a special event. They still buy the DVD when they might otherwise get digital downloads because it’s part of their collection. But maybe they’ll see it twice on opening month instead of thrice on opening week. And they’ll buy the DVD when they get around to it.

Axanar has been promoted as “a feature quality production.” It’s got big name actors and a sizable budget.

It may seem like one more Trek shouldn’t hurt all that much, but we’re talking about one more Trek the same year, possibly just a month or two before or after their big feature. And a little bit of harm must cost something. Just one percent (to pull a number out of a hat) could mean millions of dollars.

On the other hand, what happens when Star Trek: Axanar turns out to be better than Star Trek: Beyond? At this point, there’s a reasonably good chance of that happening.

And consider this cosmic theory: there used to be a weird phenomenon where only the even-numbered Star Trek films were worth seeing. The odd-numbered ones were crap. Now, what if the fans are making so many movies, and timing them in such a way that Paramount never gets another even number?

Star Trek Continues: The White Iris

Star Trek: The White Iris
Star Trek Continues released their fourth episode online today: The White Iris

I’ve got my gripes, such as breaking the rules by having a holodeck on the Enterprise of the original series. They did a few other stupid things, but some are appropriate. It’s reasonable to do some stupid things if the 1960s TV series would have done them, too. After all, the premise of this show is to extend the original series with a similar look and feel.

This episode recreates more guest characters from the original series. I hope they continue to do more of that. The City on the Edge of Forever is begging for a full sequel of its own.

You can also catch it here on YouTube.

Or, if you’re new to Star Trek Continues, you can read my first post on the topic, which has links to the three earlier episodes.